kkKeiraKnightley visited an LA dermatologist looking to get rid of some zits (Why she didn't just call Jessica Simpson I'll never know), but what she ended up with was zits, and a suggestion that she needed not only a nose job but also some fat sucked off of her obscenely massive form. It's about time someone told that fatty how it is - I mean, what is she, a size two? Disgusting. To her credit, poor hideous Keira managed to hold it together and told the doctor to keep his paws off her nose (apart from the zitty bits) and her thighs, thank you very much.
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