This is a post about An AP article about an article in Time. I just thought you'd like to know that. Anyway, it seems the whole public fiasco over Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's divorce could have been avoided, at least according to Gwyneth Paltrow, whose every word I hang on because I really, really, want to make out with her. Anyway, Paltrow claims that the couple should never have spoken to the press about their relationship in the first place. Sure, Gwyneth, I'm sure the press would have left them alone then. Now if you'll excuse me, my sarcasm detector is going off.