Cigar-chomping producer: Say, that War of the Worlds made quite a pretty penny. Who's this kid who directed it?
Gawky intern: It's Steven Spielberg, sir. He's (voice crack) the biggest director in the world.
Cigar-chomping producer: Well, he ain't no Brett Ratner. I still ain't sure. Let's throw him another sci-fi remake, see if he can handle it.
Gawky intern: Sir, if I may be so bold: When Worlds Collide needs a new producer, now that Stephen Sommers has left to write and direct A Night at the Museum.
Cigar-chomping producer: Kid, I like the way you think.
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