Sometimes I come across these news items, and I have to blink several times, rub my eyes, and/or slap my own face before I believe what I'm reading. So Jessica Simpson is traipsing around telling people that a Dukes of Hazzard sequel is not only in the works, but it's going to be set in, of all places, London. Simpson shrilled to Sky News: "[The Dukes] would be lost in London. I think Daisy and those crazy boys will have a great time in the UK." At what point does something move from simply being a bad idea, to becoming a public nuisance? I urge all Londoners to fight the scourge of a Dukes of Hazzard II location shoot – haven't you been through enough?