Sean PennSean Penn became the first official major celebrity to literally jump in with both feet and attempt to save lives in New Orleans. Unfortunately for him (and his entourage), Penn forgot the boat they chose had a hole in it. Thus, moments after the A-List Hero Team sprang into action, it sank. Fast. In fact, Power Force Penn was spotted shoveling water out with a red plastic cup while onlookers criticized him for loading the boat with all kinds of people (personal photographer?) that it would've been near impossible to pick someone up.  Sean, it's okay. We know you wanna be a hero, possibly capture a few magazine cover shots (Penn with baby; Penn with old man; Penn with pregnant woman), but it's about time to re-strategize the whole thing. Ya know, maybe write an article instead?
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