Okay, here's the deal: we have the opportunity to hand out a pair of tickets to the Los Angeles premiere of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story – otherwise known as The Straight-to-Video Family Guy Movie (and yes, straight-to-DVD movies sometimes get their own red-carpet extravaganzas. We don't make the rules, we just make fun of them). I've spent most of the afternoon* trying to come up with an ingenious contest to determine which lucky SoCal-based Cinematical reader would get to go, but, frankly kids, I'm stumped. So here's what we're going to do: if you're interested in going - it's on September 27th in Los Angeles, and no, we're not providing airfare or anything, so you should already be in the area on that date – tell us in the comments to what lengths you would go, dastardly, illegal or otherwise, if we were throwing a real contest, in order to quelch the competition and walk off with the passes. You have until this Friday at 9 AM EST. Hop to it.

*That's a total lie. I actually spent most of the afternoon eating organic macaroni and cheese and gawking glimpses of the new Apple products on TUAW and Engadget.