Katie Holmes is an old-fashioned kind of girl. That's why, after marrying the sometime Thomas Mapother, she's planning to change her name to Kate Cruise. Because proper ladies take their husbands' fake names. It's the thing to do.
Kate Winslet is too dirty for indie film. In the verbal sense, that is. We're not seriously suggesting that she doesn't wash. Or that indie film would even require her to. Anyway, let's move on.
Madonna has banished her snoring, film-directing husband Guy Ritchie to "the cleaning cupboard." And whilst that's not a joke about Swept Away, the pun possibilities there are endless. [via Gawker]