Kevin SmithRelentlessly funny Clerksdirector Kevin Smith is doing his humanly duty to help out Hurricane Katrina survivors -- by putting himself up for auction. Some of the thank-you gifts he offers bidders on his View Askew site include:

*A barbecue at Kevin Smith's house
*A walk-on role in Clerks 2: The Passion Of The Clerks
*A Clerks 2 set visit
*A Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash T-shirt extravaganza
*An outgoing voice mail message recorded by Smith

A promise by Smith not to write another part for buddy Ben Affleck in which he cries is not among the items up-for-bids.
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