bonoboRemember how Michael Medved (and many others) praised March of the Penguins because it "passionately affirms traditional norms like monogamy, sacrifice and child rearing"? Well, New York Times science writer Carl Zimmer is completely on board with learning life lessons from animals. In fact, he's so fired up that he's actually seen the future - all the way to 2010, where "a flood of wonderful documentaries about animal reproduction, all of which provide us with inspiring affirmation of the correct way to live our lives" have been released. Toxic Love of the Fruit Flies, anyone?

In the future, we'll learn about gay love from bonobos, banging tons of chicks from elephant seals, and eating our mates from redback spiders. Holy crap. Maybe the right is on to something after all - the animal kingdom totally rules!
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