keithSo, it looks like another will he/won't he rumorfest has come to a sad end. Johnny Depp confirmed yesterday that it's very unlikely his inspiration Keith Richards will appear in Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Boo! That's what I say. Apparently Richards is too busy touring with some band or something, and won't have any time to shoot. Not even just a little cameo, Keith? Couldn't you, like, swing the tour past where the movie's being filmed, or something? For God's sake - look at this picture! The man is already a pirate. How long could shooting possibly take?

Man, my Talk Like a Pirate Day is totally ruined.
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