Apparently Russell Crowe is making plans to purchase a rugby team. The actor has been a fan of the South Sydney rugby league club sense he was a child and has made a $10 million bid for the team. I think the unpredictably violent Crowe wants ownership so he can run out in the middle of the matches and beat people up when he doesn't like what's going on. In fact, I'd like to see him purchase a whole slew of sports teams with the caveat that he be able to venture out and start fisticuffs with anyone he doesn't like. You know, tackling a basketball player, throwing himself through the windshield of a stock car, things like that. It might actually turn me into a sports fan. 

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