Known for his bold casting and flashy films, Quentin Tarantino is denying rumors that he's already approached Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger about possibly acting in his next project, the WWII movie Inglorious Bastards. Although he admits to being a "big fan" of the ex-action heroes, he makes sure to note that all of this blabbering is just "speculation." So far the only concrete news regarding Bastards is that Michael Madsen is attached and Tarantino hasn't finished the script (1000 pages and counting?) yet. According to the reservoir dog himself, "I have like five years of writing behind me now and I just need to add one more year to it." Just one more year? Christ, why not take ten years to write the damn script Quentin? Maybe another ten to film it, and then leave three years at the end for the studio to split it into seven parts. Those of you sitting there hoping that the end of this post will bring news of a future Vega Brothers film are in luck. Tarantino said he has figured out a way to do it "even though the character's have gotten older...I just have to have the ambition to write it." If that's the case, I'd get back to him in about twenty years.