You guys were pretty worried when we mentioned that Ashton Kutcher might take the Bruce Campbell part in the upcoming remake of Evil Dead. In fact, you sort of flipped out. Well, allow me to douse that fever right now: according to Ted Raimi, brother of Evil Dead creator Sam Raimi, the remake itself isn't even in the works. He says - and it's not the world's most airtight statement, but it's something - "Nothing's going on with [the remake] at the moment." And, of course, even if the remake was in the works, Mr. Moore might be too busy honeymooning to do it.