Clearly the people who found themselves chased, cornered, and eventually devoured by zombies would have fared much better had they had some kind of instructional film. This video, unearthed by Milk and Cookies, explains in deadpan style exactly how one should handle themselves when the dead rise from their graves to feast on the flesh of the living. The most important lesson, I believe, is to call out when the zombie hunters come around so they don't shoot you as well. Personally, I would suggest wearing a T-shirt that reads "Not a zombie."

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