Alpha Dog

I've never been any good at playing the bad boy. Growing up, the craziest thing I ever did was steal a Playboy mag from the local store, and even then, I felt bad and returned it. Yep, I'm a loser. Anyway, there's something about rooting for the bad boy that gets the blood pumping and the box office rolling. But what happens when the bad boy dresses as a 200 pound woman? I'll let you decide with this week's Trailer Park:
  • Justin Timberlake goes from boy band to bad boy in this true story about one of the youngest men ever to be on the FBI's most wanted list; a drug dealer named Jesse James Hollywood as played by Emile Hirsch. Here's hoping Alpha Dog barks up the right tree.{trailer may or may not work - catch it fast!}
  • Do we really need another visit to Big Momma's House to find that this gag just isn't working anymore? Did it even work in the first place? Why is Martin Lawrence still acting?
  • Hottie (I can't believe I just said that) Paul Walker, in order to protect his family, is Running Scared while attempting to find a missing gun used in a mob hit, or else he may wind up starring in Fast and the Furious 4.
  • Bruce Willis voices a raccoon con-artist who, after arriving in a forest, will need to convince his new Amish-like animal friends to travel Over The Hedge and into a brand new suburban community where they'll learn to take advantage of everything those stupid humans throw away.
  • Jim Carrey, along with wife Téa Leoni, attempt to secretly rob and steal themselves the perfect life until, well - who the hell is Téa Leoni and what did she do with the actress that should've played this part!? I'm just kidding. But seriously, who is she? It's Fun with Dick and Jane!