Why did it take me so long to announce the winner of last week's caption contest? I'm going to go with the old standby, "They don't even HAVE caption contests in Chicago" excuse, and leave it at that. Now clap your hands and say yeah for our winner, RBehymer, as he shows off his shiny new stars. And keep clicking back for this week's contest – in a stunning twist, this time we'll be giving out actual, non-virtual, non-star-shaped prizes.