Alright kids: get out your flashlights, firmly affix them, pointing upward, under your chin, and cue the spooky music, because Steven Spielberg is talkin' about the future. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, the world's most overrated filmmaker insists that "in the future", a new technological process will allow moviegoers to "physically be inside the experience, which will surround you top, bottom, on all sides." This isn't a vague, crackpot prediction; "I've invented it," Spielberg claims, the "already" heavily implied. Tell us more! Uh, sorry kids, but Daddy's lips are sealed. "Because patent is pending, I can't discuss it right now." Okay, that's cool. Another one for the "We'll Believe It When We See It" file.