Two days ago on Extra: "Will it be James BLOND?"
That same night on Showbiz Tonight: "James... BLOND?
USA Today: "It's blonde -- James blond."
And of course there's this, and this, and um, this, and for the love of God people, we get it. He's BLOND, and that rhymes with "Bond." It wasn't that clever the first time I read it and it still isn't. Yes, Daniel Craig as a blond 007 is weird, but it's time to move on, or at least crank up the ol' Originality Machine and come up with something else.