The ads for Stay scare the crap out of me, both because it looks Jacob's Ladder creepy and because of Ryan Gosling's hair. What look are they going for, exactly? If it's something along the lines of "Crispin Glover-style freak who lives with his mom and eats bugs," they totally got it spot on.

There's nothing at all frightening, however, about The Rock's hair. And even if Doom is terrible, at least it'll be funny. Right?