You guys are awesome. First of all, you sent in over 100 entries to our Doom caption contest in just about 24 hours. And a great deal of them were really, truly hilarious. But entry just went to such great lengths to destroy the one-liner essence that are the usual caption contest champion's bread and butter. So, please join me in congratulating Kamikosner (unless you are Kamikosner - in which case, please contact us with us your mailing address), and read the full text of his crack-up caption after the jump.