Zathura

Zathura
? A movie about a board game?! Yeah, I know. But it's directed by Jon Favreau! He wouldn't direct a giant pile of crap, would he? Elf, people! The man made Elf! I say, even if Zathura does turn out to be bad, it's bound to be bad in an interesting, entertaining way. Plus, the minions on The Apprentice last week created promotional floats for the thing, and we're required by law to bow to all of Donald Trump's product placement.

Screenings are all on November 10, the Thursday before the movie opens; trailers are here.