It's what comedian David Cross once referred to as "The Parade of Delusion," that steady flow of aspiring actresses who descend upon the City of Angels, only to be struck hard in the face with the Mallet of Reality. And, according to writer Joe Dugan, most of them are completely freakin' nuts. He explores the inexplicable craziness of actresses in LA in his column for The Simon. I've never been to LA so I haven't experienced this first hand. Are the ladies really that crazy? Or is just a matter of having to be a little off your rocker to want to be in showbiz in the first place?