Ice Age 2 Now that Halloween is finally over and we've successfully escaped from the scary movie vault, I figured it was about time for a little comedy. Now, there are these jokes that have been floating around for years regarding things you wouldn't know if it weren't for movies. Here are a couple examples:
  • If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
  • No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
  • When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
Get my drift? I've decided (because I'm nuts like that) to apply these types of jokes to my movie descriptions below. Afterwards, I urge you - no wait - I demand you come up with your own. So go get your damn funny hat because it's time for this week's Trailer Park:
  • Ice Age 2 - A comedian (ie: Ray Romano, Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers) will always provide the voice of a cartoon character in a last ditch effort to stay off the "I wonder what happened to...) list.
  • Looking for Comedy in the Muslim world - If the person next to you is laughing during an Albert Brooks film, don't be alarmed - they're on medication and you're allowed to change seats.
  • National Lampoon's Adam & Eve - When someone uses the words "National Lampoon's" in a sentence these days, it's almost always followed by "here's another movie that I can wait until it's on basic cable at three in the morning, there's nothing else on and I'm in the mood to see a nice looking girl do something stupid.
  • Transamerica - If a transsexual shows up as the main character in a film, you may want to find some cover in order to dodge the cats and dogs falling from the sky.
  • The Matador - For every film Greg Kinnear appears in, an agent gets their wings.