gyllenhaal.jpgLet's take brief sojourn into the Totally Unsubstantiated Rumor File, shall we? Reader Julie has alerted us to Egotastic, who claim to have insider information on Jake Gyllenhaal's next project: a vampire film, co-starring none other than Jessica Simpson, penned by author AlexMcAulay, called Flytrap. McAulay, the pen behind Bad Girls, doesn't have much to say about the project on his own blog – but then, the rarely-updated journal would suggest that a) he's recently gotten himself married, and b) he's occassionally in the habit of updating in the voice of his cat. So take this with the proverbial grain of salt, boys and girls – or, get to work on the Jake n' Jessica vampire fan fic. Your choice.
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