Brad Pitt

Really, who doesn't need a Brad Pittdoll action figure, particularly if it's as well-dressed and finely crafted as this one? (This thing could totally kick my Mark Owen doll's ass, that's for damn sure.) Since the plastic Brad's homepage is in Korean, we're free to make up an explanation for his existence existence. I'm thinking it has something to do with the bizarrely defined veins in his right hand (click below to see them in all their massive glory) - a practice dummy for smack addicts who happen to also love Fight Club, perhaps?
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