Here's proof that the list thing has gotten way out of control: Maxim is hawking a list of the 25 Greatest Short Dudes of All Time. Angus Young from AC/DC is, apparently, the greatest of the short dudes, but Yoda – surprise! – has the honor of being the shortest dude of them all. At 2 feet 2 inches, the wise one comes in at number 6 on the list. Other film-related short dudes deemed worthy of a hat tip by Maxim: two hobbitts (Sean Astin and Elijah Wood) and Martin Scorsese. The lad mag says they're trying to help women "begin a long overdue fight against their genetically determined shallowness when choosing a partner." But how many of us are really too shallow to crush on Elijah Wood?