CasablancaInspired by the dual endings of Pride & Prejudice (more sugar for Americans, of course) Stuart Jeffries of The Guardian recently came up with a few alternate closings of his own. Among the films he fixes are E.T. (dude, he just went home to get his family - it's all good), Love Story (after all, dead girlfriends are such a downer), and The Blair Witch Project (here the producers actually get involved). The best among them, however, is the slobbery romantic ending of Casablanca for which we've all been waiting: "Why, Louis, I'm going to kiss you. Kiss you harder than any Frenchmen has ever been kissed."

[via GreenCine Daily]
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