Speaking of people who have spent altogether way too much with Cameron Diaz, here's some sad news. Before we could popularize our favorite new celebrity couple contraction, Letohan is, apparently, already over.
And speaking of contractions, Brangelina were spotted looking at houses in Washington, D.C. The Post thinks it's so she can be more readily availble for testifying in front of Congress. But what if one of these wacky kids is thinking about running for office?
And speaking of a different kind of contraction, we love Courtney Love, but seriously - there's no way, after everything she's put in her body, that this gal is still fertile.