Bruce WillisNot only is Bruce Willis going to smoke the evil out of Iraq (or at least finance said smoking), but, as he hinted a couple of weeks ago, he's also going to make a movie about how much ass we're kicking over there. You go, Bruce.

The movie will be based on the heroics of a battalion called Deuce Four, which has reportedly seen a lot of combat during the conflict, particularly around Mosul. Right now, the untitled project is only in the "talks" stage, so don't expect to see it any time soon. When it comes out, though rest assured that "U.S. soldiers will be portrayed as courageous and honorable, and their cause as noble." I don't know about anyone else, but I feel better just knowing that Bruce is out there, protecting my honor.
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