50 Cent says he wants to create a vibrator based on his own tool so women can pretend to have sex with him. Of course, one can pretty much pretend to have sex with anyone using any kind of sex toy, but nevermind. The article linked to below contains this curious line: "The sexy rapper is desperate to release a line of condoms and waterproof sex toys designed to excite his female fans and make them feel closer to his idols." If I read that correctly, it's saying that by using one of his vibrators you'll feel closer to whomever 50 Cent idolizes. That's just weird, you know? Not to mention metaphysically impossible? I guess he not only wants to please the ladies, he wants to alter the rules which govern time and space. Good for you, Mr. Cent. I admire your tenacity.

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