Johnny DeppJohnny Depp has had enough of our obsession with his life, thanks very much. He has a good idea, though, about how people can occupy the time they would normally spend on him. In an interview with Loaded, he said: "If people want to sit around and talk about...[me] then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics or even masturbation." (It hasn't occurred to him, apparently, that for some people that particularly activity might involve him quite heavily.)

In addition to the recommendation of self-pleasure, Depp mentioned that it's best for those of you who take pictures of his kids to do so with long lenses. Otherwise, you may find yourselves very, very sorry because if he catches you, Captain Jack will "Swallow your nose. [He]'d bite your nose off and swallow it." Well, I'm glad he's warning everyone. Having your nose bitten off unexpectedly would be quite a shock.
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