Remember those awesome shoes Marty McFly wore in Back to the Future Part II? Because I sure don't? Despite the fact that the movie was made sixteen years ago and online petitions are about as useful as mowing your lawn with a spatula, that hasn't stopped one man from trying to get Nike to create a pair of shoes like the ones donned by our favorite time-traveling, vest-wearing, Huey Lewis and The News-listening pal. I'd rather have one of those cool hover skateboards, actually. Someone should make a meaningless petition for that, too.