Marie Antoinette I like to tell people that I dig period pieces because it makes me sound smarter. While I have friends that will describe a period piece as "that movie that takes place a long time ago or something," I will often jump into the conversation at that point and simply reply, "Yeah, it's a period piece." I'm convinced this makes me look good. This makes me look like the guy who knows what he's talking about. Of course, when it comes to downing shots of vodka afterwards, the smart-ass, opinionated, "I read the Hollywood Reporter and you don't" guy, will often find himself crawling into a corner - away from it all. And he will find happiness in knowing that at the end of the day, he can relax in the company of his best friend, the computer, and present to you this week's Trailer Park: