Jessica SimpsonTo be honest, we really care about as much about Jessica Simpson's divorce attorney as we do about who won the Miss World pageant (yeah, it was Miss Iceland, whoopee!), but hey, it's a slow news day.

So, Simpson has apparently hired the same high-powered (read: evil and lacking all vestiges of morality) divorce lawyer who repped Jennifer Aniston in her split from Brad Pitt, Robert Kaufman, to represent her in severing her marriage to Nick Lachey. Ha, ha - we're sure you are really a nice person (at least as nice as any attorney can be) so please don't sue us, Mr. Kaufman!

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