We allloveA Christmas Story, and if you don't, then you go to straight to hel-- wait, sorry, that's not very Christmasy of me. My apologies. Tell you what, to make it up to you, I'll tell you where you can purchase a sweet leg lamp like the one shown in the movie. You can get it here, that's where. You can also buy AChristmas Story action figures (sure, why not?) and a bar of Lifebuoy Soap, imported from England. It'll wash the word "fudge" right out of your mouth, it will.