Okay, I'm being a little unnecessarily mean with that headline. But it really does seem like Pierce Brosnan has had way too much time on his hands of late, and he's used way too much of it to hate on various Bonds. I guess he's got his groove back – the internets say he's been cast as a – wait, this can't be right! – spy, in a film called The November Man, based on the novel There Are No Spies by Bill Granger. Brosnan will play a "calm, collected and utterly cynical" spy forced out of retirement to clean up a mess. Shooting begins next year. Now, what was that again about Brosnan branching out and trying to break out of the typecasting doldrums?