- George Clooney and Lucy Liu totally did it in a limo! Or, at least, they left Cipriani together, and no one leaves Cipriani unless they're going off to get themselves laid.
- Rather than just come right out and tell their daughter that - spoiler alert! - there's no Santa Claus, Tea Leoni and David Duchovny are trying to give the guy a bad rep by giving her crappy presents in his name. Classy!
- Sienna Miller has been voted the Most Inspirational Woman of 2005 by a bunch of teenage girls. In other news, teenage girls are retarded.
- Jennifer Garner, you've been Affleck'd.