Brokeback Mountain is SO not gay - so says Bruce Strong over at Dateline: Hollywood. In his essay (which we're assuming is as intended to be satirical as it comes across), Strong argues his point with gems such as "if giving your friend a 'hand job' and having 'anal sex' on a cold night in the woods makes you 'gay', then who among us can honestly claim to be straight?" Strong also makes a compelling argument for Michelle Williams and Anne Hathaway's characters being "the two most evil characters to hit the screen in 2005".

I don't see what the big deal is. After all, the studios have been de-gayifying the film forever. Gay cowboys? What gay cowboys?

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