The internets are alive
with the undeniable fact rumor that Leonardo DiCaprio
Lohan (she's out of the hospital, by the way, but Leo might have visited her!) are a couple. Dare we hope? If this
turns out to be true, I'm convinced that the tabloids will spontaneously combust from the gossip potential alone.
Speaking of Brad Pitt, he shaved! Good lord, the man looks about 20
years old. When was the last time we saw him without scruff of some kind, anyway? 1984?
In today's breakup news, Hilary
Swank and hubby Chad
Lowe are separating after eight years
together. Don't fret, though - they're going to try to work things out. I will control myself and not write anything
snide here about her career outshining his, or her being able to utterly kick his ass. Instead, I'll just say that it's
always sad to hear about the death of love. Sigh.
Finally, it just came out that Steven Spielberg was totally
pissed when Kathy Griffin made a funny about Dakota Fanningbeing in rehab. Sadly, his
threat to put Griffin on a scary-sounding Dreamworks "list" did nothing but win him a brutal mocking. Well
hey, Spielberg's new to the biz. Maybe someday he'll learn just how wild and crazy these comics can get.