For this news I'm going to need you to sit down and move anything sharp away from your computer screen. Done? Okay. Today it was confirmed that 20th Century Fox is planning on going ahead with a Mr. & Mrs. Smith remake, to begin production later next month.

The studio's Vice President, Mtumne Ngumwebaum (best known for a last name no one can pronounce without laughing) announced that, this time around, they're "going to do it bigger and better, with twice the budget and even hotter stars." Hotter than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.

Right now Eli Roth is being considered to direct the mammoth production and, on a personal note, we at Cinematical couldn't be happier. Heck, we're huge Roth nuts - even Martha has posters of him on her wall. If ever a film deserved a remake, it's this one...and so three cheers to Fox for pulling it off.

Note: Thanks to The Onion for the scoop.

[via Alarm!]


categories Movies, Cinematical