I would be so so, happy if Tom Hanks was banned from the Oscar stage until the end of time. However, since I have no power whatsoever, he's up there again, this time to hand out the Best Director Oscar. The nominees are:

Ang Lee, Brokeback Mountain
Paul Haggis, Crash
George Clooney, Good Night, and Good Luck
Bennett Miller, Capote
Steven Spielberg, Munich

Ang Lee?! No freaking way! This is, like, as huge as the Three 6 Mafia win! Sigh. Yes, he won. We all knew he would win. It's a pretty movie, and socially conscious, and he seems like a very nice man who really loves his work. It's just so damn boring that he wins all the time! That said, however, at least Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity will have a whole lot to talk about tomorrow. All those damn liberals, trying to make our kids gay and whatnot.