My man Morgan Freeman - tieless, but still classy as hell - does a little stammering, but manages to get through it to present the best supporting actress award. The options are: Amy Adams (Junebug), Catherine Keener (Capote), Frances McDormand (North Country), Rachel Weisz (The Constant Gardener), and Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain).

Rachel Weisz! Whoa. While she's won a ton of awards over the past few months, this is nevertheless shocking because, well, she's not in Brokeback Mountain. Maybe the voters thought she was Anne Hathaway? The voice-over guy does his best to destroy Weisz's evening by mentioning that audiences know her for her work in The Mummy and The Mummy 2, but she seems to have ignored him fairly successfully. The speech is simple and not painful, and she leaves the stage still the hottest pregnant woman in the building. By far.