"Well, bad reviews can't kill it; I guess we'll try bullets."

Congratulations to Evil John, and thanks for all of your participation and obscure Serenityjokes; John, e-mail James (dot) Rocchi (at) cinematical.com to let us know where to send your shin ... uh, brand-new Cinematical T-shirt. Make sure to look for Scott Weinberg's review of Slither later today here at Cinematical, and stay tuned for another edition of Caption This next week!