The weather is warmer, the flowers are blooming and people are dancing in the streets. Okay, maybe I'm the only one dancing. What? I've been know to shake my ass every now and then. I mean, summer is right around the corner and, gosh -- I've got nothing to wear. What a disaster!

As summer rears its bright, sunny head, a ton of new films are about to emerge, starting May 5th with Mission Impossible 3. Oohh, I wonder if this summer's "super cool" t-shirt will read, "WWTCD?" Seriously, what would Tom Cruise do? Well, if the press is right, everyone's favorite controversial actor will kick things off via helicopter, speedboat, taxi cab, sports car and subway. Someone get this guy in the sequel to Talladega Nights STAT!

If this summer is going to begin in explosive fashion, then it may as well end that way too. That's right, I'm talking to you, Oliver Stone. Even with all the controversy, this summer is bound to bring us a whole lot of fun. C'mon, we've got Pirates of the Caribbean, a Lady in the Water, some hilarious Clerks and, more importantly, another Adam Sandler comedy. How do you beat that? It's beginning to look a lot like summer on this week's Trailer Park ...