You know, I love all the back and forth going on between the internet and Michael Bay right now. As fans furiously try to crack into his Transformers vault, the man fires back with, what amounts to, a bunch of typical Michael Bay nonsense. His latest tale came via Bay's own website in which he claimed that the names of characters in the Transformers script were all aliases. The bizarre message left most us (including Mark) dumbfounded. Why in the world would that be important enough to announce?

Well folks, we may have finally found an answer. Those evil masterminds over at Latino Review have gotten their sneaky little hands on a version of the Transformers script. As always, we're not positive this is the final shooting draft, but all signs point to it being pretty damn close. Could Michael Bay have known that the script was out there, traveling through mysterious hands? Perhaps, sensing it was only a matter of time before we all knew the precious plot behind Transformers, he pre-emptively struck first? Whatever the case may be, I'm dying to see what will come out of his mouth now that we know EVERYTHING! Bwahahahaha!

I'm not going to get into specific plot details as I don't want to spoil the film for you. I will tell you that Latino Review gave the script an A+, saying it "rocks" and calling the story "dope". The review itself is pretty tame. It doesn't give us plot point by plot point, but it does give away the main story, as well as all the characters involved. Ooohh, I wonder what Megatron and Optimus Prime are aliases for? Do tell us Mr. Bay.

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