OK, I shouldn't make jokes about this story, because a guy was actually stabbed by a fruitcake wearing a Freddy Krueger outfit ... and when I say "outfit," I mean the glove too. Yeah, the glove that has knives for fingers. A West Coast moron strapped one of those on, wandered onto Hollywood Boulevard, and stabbed some poor tourist with it.

The AP reports that some silly pseudo-Fred (aka Joseph Zachary, aged 25) stabbed a 37-year-old man just down the street from Grauman's Chinese Theater before getting booked, arrested, and justifiably humiliated. There's really not much of a story here, but it's still slightly more entertaining than Part 5: The Dream Child.

Watch Wes Craven get sued for this.
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