Ahem. So for those of you who have been on pins and needles waiting for the big announcement, here it is: Brad Pitt and Angelina Joliehad the baby with the world's fullest lips last night in Namibia, all of Hollywood's favorite birthing-ville. (Hey, if the government is willing to stop the press at the airport on your say-so, there's something to be said for the place as a hide-away, even for the highest-maintenance of preggers celebs.)
Bacon CheesecakeShiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt
- Gender: Girl
- Birth City: Walvis Bay
- Looks: Reddish and squinty at the moment, but indications are she'll be jailbait by the time she hits 14.
- Price tag for first picture of the kid: Several freaking million (And if you weren't already worrying about the direction our society is going, it's officiall time to start.)