Must Love Cusack!

Fact: You know the end of the world is coming soon when John Cusack has a stalker. Talk about having One Crazy Summer, Cusack recently obtained a restraining order against a 31-year-old woman who feels, if she can't throw letters and screwdrivers over the actor's fence, then she's Better Off Dead. That's right, she'll Say Anything to get his attention, including unannounced visits to Cusack's friends and co-workers in an attempt to land a little face time with the Ice Harvest star. Look, Brad Pitt I get. Heck, I've even thought about stalking Leonardo DiCaprio from time to time, if only to tell him he'll always be king of my world. But John Cusack? Surely you don't think he's still one of America's Sweethearts?

Home Alone: Escape from Israel!

While vacationing in Israel, McCaulay Culkin and girlfriend Mila Kunis were suddenly trapped when the town they were staying in came under rocket fire. Determined to escape those pesky rockets, Culkin insisted the pair leave the country immediately. However, Kunis wanted to stay and enjoy the rest of their trip, going as far as to call her man a "drama queen" for, um, not wanting to be blown up during an airstrike. A drama queen? Seriously? Hey Meg, do you even know who you're talking about here? McCaulay Culkin! The dude was left alone in his house as a kid and managed to torture a couple of thieves. He's a pretty tough dude. Wait, unless she was referring to the film Party Monster. If that's the case, I totally understand.

Bardot Wages War Against France!

Brigitte Bardot is back at it again. This time, she's moved off of puppies and is condemning her country's treatment of minks. According to the famous French actress, she refuses to understand how France can be so insensitive when it comes to the animal, which resembles a weasel. In fact, Bardot is so heated over the issue, she's threatening to leave the country for good and move to Sweden, after praising its Prime Minister for taking into consideration animal well-being. I say, good for her! Way to take a stand! However, is anyone even listening? Something tells me Sweden is better off without Bardot. I mean, next she'll be protesting Swedish fish. Yeah, not unless she goes through me first.

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