Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom in Brokeback Mountain 2!

Those brilliant minds over at Jane magazine recently asked their readers which actors they would like to see get down and dirty between the sheets in a Brokeback Mountain sequel. And, if it were up to them Jane folks, we'd have Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom in Brokeback Mountain 2: Pirate's Booty. Now, if you think this is a bit far-fetched, Depp has been quoted recently saying his Captain Jack character might be bi-sexual. According to the heartthrob, "Pirates went to sea for years at a time. You're lonely ... you have an extra ration of rum... 'Cabin boy!'" So, what about that third installment?

Stop Press: Will and Jada Have Seen Baby Suri!

Holy crap, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have finally let someone pay a visit to baby Suri. Unfortunately, L. Ron Hubbard was unavailable (being dead and all), so the proud parents got the next best thing -- Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith. According to Jada, "She's one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life." Really? How so? Did she offer to make tea and ask you to sign her vintage Wicked Wisdom t-shirt? Okay, I'm still not sold on the fact this baby actually exists. I'm not sure why, but it could have something to do with the huge "Rent Me" sign taped to the back of Suri's diaper. Hmm. Carry on ...

Linsday Lohan in Hospital ... Again!

While shooting the film Georgia Rule in L.A. yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was once again hospitalized due to a severe case of hardcore partying heatstroke. According to her rep, Lohan was "overheated and dehydrated" after filming in over 100-degree weather for 12 hours. Um, no. Hey Lindsay, see that production assistant passing out the 250 cups of Starbucks coffee he was told to fetch at three in the morning? Yeah, he's the one working 12 hours under the hot sun. You, my dear, probably have a nice air-conditioned trailer, high-speed internet access and all the vodka a girl can drink. For once, own up to your damn hangover, quit bitching and earn your multi-million dollar paycheck.

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