All we've been hearing sincePirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest came out is how the film is raking in box office gold hand-over-fist. Hell, if I had a dollar for every clever headline I've seen playing on pirate phrases for the moolah this film is raking in, I'd be rich. To date, this film has raked in just north of three-quarters of a billion dollars. That's BILLION, for those of you playing along at home -- $379.6 million at home and another $392.2 million overseas -- and it hasn't even opened yet in Spain, Greece and Italy. It's hard to muster up much sympathy for the Mouse House for a film that's bringing home that much cheese, yes?